UmbraWolf

"Joker, Zaeed Massani is going to be at the Normandy in seven minutes. Make sure he has clearance to enter." Shepard said after he activated his com. "Oh! You mean that nice, huggable teddy bear as old as time?" Joker quipped. Zaeed raised his eyebrow. "Nothing in my contract about killing the pilot." He threatened. Joker laughed. "If you want the best chance of surviving this mission then you need the best pilot out there, me." "Jeff, if the Commander wanted I could fly this ship." Shepard could almost see Joker glaring at EDI's holo. "Now you just had to go ruin my fun." Joker said stiffly. The Commander continued to hear him mutter s